This is seriously what, like the third post in the last two days to feature Jessica Simpson’s bulging cleavage? Ever since her divorce, it’s like she’s begging us to pay attention to her yabos. Yes, yabos is a word. Look it up. See? Told you. And people say this site is just pictures of hot chicks. I’m here to educate too.

Buxom Jessica Simpson claims her breasts stopped her from forging a career as a gospel singer when she was younger, because they made her appear too sexual.

The 26-year-old was asked not to sing solos in church, because men found her feminine assets too distracting.

However, having found fame and success as both a pop singer and an actress career, Simpson now “wears” her breasts proudly.

She says, “I always felt they disabled me from what I wanted to do. Now, I own them.

“They’re like wearing a great necklace. You can’t pay for that sort of accessory – though I know people do. But they never look as good at the real ones.”