Aubrey O’Day Nude Playboy Pictures

Feb 15, 2009 Author: admin | Filed under: Aubrey O’Day, naked, nude, playboy

Well, here they are finally. The much talked about Aubrey O’Day nude Playboy pictures. We all saw this one coming before it was actually announced. Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane graces the March 2009 cover of Playboy Magazine. And, well, um…. I’m bored. I don’t get it. Aubrey O’Day took all her clothes off for Playboy magazine, but even though she showed off her surgically enhanced chest, she did not show her kitty … that’s for another pay day I guess. Playboy paid $500,000 for one of the skankiest, nastiest, slutiest chicks in the world (who hangs out with rappers and porn stars) to sit on a chair in front of grey background? Really? I mean, I’m not expecting to see Aubrey getting gang-banged by 12 Mexican midgets, but WTF? No wonder these idiots at Playboy are near bankruptcy.

Who knew naked pictures of a chick could be so gay? Besides photoshopping the fuck out of her already plastic face (and breasts) there is absolutely no effort being put in here. Someone needs to remind Playboy that the phrase is “sex sells” not “boring plastic clone CGI blonde women with boring fake plastic boobs sells.” And forget the sex, where’s the sexy? Why is Aubrey O’Day naked putting me to sleep? No one that has ever touched a real woman can masturbate to this shit. It would be easier to masturbate to Kagome from InuYasha with her short schoolgirl skirt. Why would you take naked pictures of a woman then airbrush her images into a cartoon character. Anyway, here is the naked CGI Aubrey O’Day Nude Playboy Spread.