Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Katsuya showing off her pistol necklace and bra. And when I say showing off I mean showing off. She has no idea how to be subtle. Most people don’t have to prove they’re wearing a bra, and if they do, they usually don’t do it by just leaving their shirt completely unbuttoned. This is the kind of bitch that donates to charity with a press release and oversized novelty check, and then says: “I do it for the children.” And yeah, that’s a completely hypothetical scenario, because Lindsay Lohan’s idea of charity is showing up to a soup kitchen and freaking out at the door because she was “almost raped by all the stinky hobos.” And by soup kitchen I mean the JC Penney she thought was a soup kitchen.