Here’s Peaches Geldof frolicking on the beach at a five-star South American beach resort. Just one week after confirming divorce speculations, the 19-year-old Bob Geldof’s daughter poses proudly for ‘unstaged’ paparazzi shots and shows of her numerous tattoos. If you’re not really into cheap ink, there’s Peaches Geldof topless pictures to get you busy! Enjoy!

We now know that you don’t have to be a blonde to meet Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend criteria. But 23-year-old Dasha Astafieva, Hef’s newest recruit, has hammered home that you do have to have no sense of modesty whatsoever.

A Ukrainian model and popstar (she sings in pop group NikitA), Dasha was crowned Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for January 2009, and rocked up to the magazine’s 55th anniversary playmate celebration on Hef’s arm, sparking speculation that she was one of his new harem.

Dasha is the first serious girlfriend prospect we’ve heard of since he was spotted pashing 19-year-old trashy twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Do we consider this an upgrade?

Wonder what attracted her to Hef? In a recent interview she reckons she isn’t into rich guys.

When asked how a man could do to impress her, she said “what not to do is to think offering me money or a life of luxury is the key to my heart.

“I’m a very independent woman, freedom is very important, so just because you have money doesn’t mean anything to me. I don’t like show-offs who boast about themselves. I love shy men, humble men. I am still waiting for my prince, but I find American men very interesting.”

Guess Hef falls into that ‘interesting’ category!

Hef’s ex Bridget Marquardt, who was also at the party, revealed that Dasha was selected for the magazine by none other than Hef’s ex-main girlfriend Holly Madison. Bet she’d be fuming that Dasha has now won a place in Hef’s ‘heart’!

Claire Danes was at MTV Canada yesterday and accidentally flashed her nipple when she bent over while promoting her new movie Stardust. It’s not even just her nipple, her entire breast is basically exposed. Well, assuming you consider that thing a breast. She’s pretty and all, but I’ve owned rulers with more curves than her.

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Pamela Anderson partied at The Palms in Vegas this weekend with whoever that guy is, and her nipple slipped out of her dress. She can’t help it though. She has no feeling left in those tits since they’ve been sliced into more times than someone who pissed off O.J. Simpson. And I really don’t get the point of wearing strapless dresses unless it’s your mission to show everyone your nipples, or you think it’s cute to walk around pulling up your dress with your elbows in the air all night. Yay, it’s the Chicken Dance!

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Lindsay Lohan has about a thousand bikinis, so it’s no surprise that she wanted to start a little early in the Bahamas this weekend. Last summer she was in a bikini every single day, but that still didn’t help her get a tan. By September, she was slightly darker than a polar bear, but this year it looks like she’s trying to ramp up the sexy with her awesome hat and a nip slip. I’m not sure if she’s supposed to be Michael Jackson or some sort of undercover detective. Hot on the trail and looking for clues to find out what happened to her ass.

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Here’s Britney Spears driving around braless yesterday with her ginormous mouth gaping and her saggy torpedo boobs flopping. There’s a hint of nipple there, but don’t hurt your neck when you’re straining to look down that low. Maybe it’ll be better if you lay down on the floor and look up at your monitor. See it now? There you go.

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Just before Bam Margera and his now wife Missy Rothstein Margera were married, they decided to pimp her out to a men’s magazine for a fully nude photo-shoot. I don’t know what Bam was thinking. Most men would not want every other man seeing their wife naked unless they were confident she was loyal and faithful to him, and in that case he might want to show off his girl that no one else can have. This appears to be the case with Bam, since he appears in almost every single nude picture, sometimes even kissing his bride to be. Bam pimped his ho for some quick cash. Missy doesn’t look half bad, but that “tramp stamp” tells me Bam won’t be the only guy watching her back.