Britney Spears Cameltoe @ Tribe Nightclub, Montreal, Gig-After Party. Is it weird that a Britney Spear camel toe makes me as nostalgic as I get when I think about Surge commercials (SURGE!). Site NSFW, just like Surge.

So someone out there still thinks having Carmen Electra do a topless photo shoot is a way to sell some magazines. Those people would be the folks at Maxim Mexico. And you know what? After seeing these pictures, I would have to agree…

Doutzen Kroes presents the Calvin Klein Spring/Summer 2009 Campaign in a truly stunning fashion! The 24-year-old Victoria’s Secret Angel looks ideal for Calvin Klein campaign. It really doesn’t get any better then this. More pictures in full story.

The supermodel stripped down for a steamy photo shoot with Allure magazine, and dished about her anti-aging regimes that have her looking smokin’ hot! “I think I look pretty good for 43, but I don’t look the way I did when I was 23,” Crawford admits to the magazine.

Crawford also openly confesses that her body isn’t perfect. Cindy says of tabloids accusing her of having cellulite, “I do, and I never said I didn’t. I’ve had two kids, and I’m 43, so leave me alone.”

Skinny, flat-assed Shauna Sand came out to play on the beach topless in these staged pictures.

She looks a hell of a lot better than usual, she’s got rid of the shitty plastic whore shoes but managed to keep shit trashy and keep her stripper genes proud by wearing Ed Hardy and rockin’ a skinny boy toy who likes Ed Hardy so much he got his favorite T-shirt tattooed on his shoulders. The whole thing stinks of vodka, crystal meth and HIV, but I’ve seen a lot worse out of slutty women like this in my life.

Kate Moss’ wild night on the town can’t go without at least one wardrobe malfunction. The 35-year-old model spilled out of her top during the Phillip Green’s 59th birthday in Annabel’s nightclub in Mayfair, London on Tuesday, March 18. Showing up braless in a miniskirt and a jacket was a really brave move. Good thing she was wearing panties.

I was under the impression that Katharine McPhee was dead, so imagine my surprise when I found out she was in Hawaii filming a movie nobody is gonna see You May Not Kiss The Bride. Good thing for me, because she has brown hair, big tits and beautiful ASS and that’s sorta my thing.

Ouuu man, I love it when this happens. Kate Moss nipple slip at the Yves Saint Laurent Photoshoot in Paris. Happily for us, no one is immune to ‘accidents’ such as this one. Every additional comments is really not necessary, enjoy the pictures.

Chanelle Hayes presents Britain’s sexiest bottoms in the latest issue of Nuts magazine. “I love looking at other people’s bums – it’s one of my favourite hobbies!”, says Chanelle. Well, we like to stare at yours. Guys, enjoy the pics!

Kim Kardashian goes nude in the February 2009 issue of Playboy Russia Magazine. Lookind at her delicious nude pictures I ask my self; who could resist the most famous bottom on the planet? Well, not me, that’s certain.

Who in the hell knows why, but Brooke Hogan performed at Calle Ocho 2009 in Miami on Sunday. In related news, the NFL Players Association elected its new Executive Director on Sunday, too. He is expected bring in progressive ideas to avoid a possible 2011 labor strike. I can’t seem to shake the feeling that these two are somehow related.

News Ltd Sunday papers have published raunchy photos today reportedly of Queensland election hopeful Pauline Hanson.

The pictures were taken by Jack Johnson, who claimed to be Hanson’s one-time boyfriend in the 1970s when the politician was about 19, placing Mr Johnson firmly in the cad category for releasing them.

It will be interesting how this plays out in conservative Queensland.

Francisco Jiménez Tejada Xisco has become the first openly gay soccer player in England’s Premier League. Xisco isn’t completely out, but his secret has now been revealed. The 22-year-old Spanish striker currently plays for Newcastle United.

Here’s Lady Gaga posing on the set of some photoshoot On Venice Beach, Iowa on Monday, March 9. Now that’s one fantastic piece of ass, don’t you think so?

There are more important questions here than just “Why is Shauna Sand shopping for shoes virtually topless?” For example, where can I get those darling snakeskin boots behind her? Do you have them in my size? Can you check in the back? It’s ok, I don’t mind waiting.